Funniest Tweets of the Night #TheBachelorette

Twitter went up in flames last night over the Bachelorette JoJo’s first actual week of dates. Chad kept things interesting – not only by lifting his suitcase on his weight belt – but also by letting JoJo know he doesn’t want to be nagged (while proposing to her). Yep, you can’t make this $hit up. See our picks for funniest tweets of the night!

My kid has antibiotics. I have wine. has a date with Chad coming up. All is right with the world. @andilavs 13h13 hours ago
Bf’s Mom (and first-time watcher): “Who’s the one with the hat” Me: “I don’t learn their names until absolutely necessary.

@citizenjaney 12h12 hours ago

chad‘s going to be using wells as his weight belt before all this is over.

“I always tell girls, ‘Stay away from the nice guys.'” Thanks for the solid advice there, Chad.

NO JOJO DON’T FALL FOR THE PUPPY AND THE DEAD MOM

Chad forgot to drink his protein shake tonight so he’s smashing up meats and cheeses and drinking them through a straw.

Did the @BachelorInterns knit those mittens too?

Chaz accepts, then eats the rose.

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