Best Tweets of the Night – #TheBachelorette

We really might be in for the “most dramatic episode ever” of the Bachelorette with JoJo this week – last night surely was enough drama for us. What did you think? Are you ready for Part 2 tonight with Chad? Of course Bachelor Nation had a lot of commentary on Twiiter.

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My drinking game for tonight. Every time Chad eats something I will chug a bottle of merlot (and eat a chicken wing)

HoodieAllen 20h20 hours ago
game of thrones is for ppl who have never heard of the bachelorette

Say what you will about on , but he NAILED it with these comparisons:

Chad is going to tell a story about having sex with a female Minotaur.

Mom: you look like Evan from the bachelorette with your short hair
Dad: I don’t think that’s a good thing…
damianholbrook 19h19 hours ago
Evan is not doing any favors for weasels. Or flaccid penii.

would go faster if JoJo could dump guys via text like a normal girl e.g. “James thx 4 tonight but Im just not ready 2 date”

Is anyone else distracted by Jordan’s wandering hairs?

The BIGGEST question we have this season on : Will Jordan ever fix that damn rogue hair?

This seasons twist. JoJo falls in love with security guard.

Between all the drama and the blood, I think it’s safe to say the guys’ cycles have synchronized 😳

Erectile dysfunction guy doesn’t seem to understand Chad’s volatility. STAND DOWN, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GUY. STAND DOWN.

Anyone that uses the phrase “vibing this dude” is not a grown up, adult, or actual person.

Chad is the guy at the bar at 2 a.m. who makes you realize you’re still at the bar at 2 a.m. and it’s time to go home. Now.

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